New Song: Hey, Hey I Wanna’ Be a Blog Star
December 1st, 2007 Posted by ChanyaSung to the Nickelback tune “Hey, Hey, I Wanna’ Be a Rock Star”
[VERSE]
I want a million subscribers
to my RSS feed
And a blog that loads
at lightening speed
And a Technorati rating that’s so high it makes my nose bleed.
to my RSS feed
And a blog that loads
at lightening speed
And a Technorati rating that’s so high it makes my nose bleed.
(“so what you gonna’ do?”)
[VERSE]
I’ll write risqué posts
that attract the masses
With the type of link bait
that no reader passes
And get Dugg so much they make
a front page just for me.
I’ll write risqué posts
that attract the masses
With the type of link bait
that no reader passes
And get Dugg so much they make
a front page just for me.
(“so how ya gonna do it?”)
I’m gonna trade this life
for fortune and fame
I’ll even pimp my blog
and change its name
for fortune and fame
I’ll even pimp my blog
and change its name
[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be big Blog Stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
‘Cause we all just wanna be big Blog Stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The links come easy and the ads come cheap
Our site goes viral or we just won’t sleep
Our site goes viral or we just won’t sleep
Every good gold Diggr’s
Gonna wind up there
Gonna wind up there
Every Shoemoney reader
has a front row chair and . . .
has a front row chair and . . .
Hey hey I wanna be a Blog Star
[VERSE]
I want a popular page
in the Million Dollar Wiki
And daily web traffic that rises quickly
And an SEO plan
that makes Aaron Walls‘ face turn green.
I want a popular page
in the Million Dollar Wiki
And daily web traffic that rises quickly
And an SEO plan
that makes Aaron Walls‘ face turn green.
(“what you gonna’ do?”)
[VERSE]
I want every new post
to have a sky-high Reddit
With a large “SUBSCRIBE”
so it’s easy to get it
And a WordPress version
that was written special just for me.
I want every new post
to have a sky-high Reddit
With a large “SUBSCRIBE”
so it’s easy to get it
And a WordPress version
that was written special just for me.
(“so how ya gonna do it?”)
I’m gonna trade this life
for fortune and fame
I’ll even pimp my blog
and change its domain
for fortune and fame
I’ll even pimp my blog
and change its domain
[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be big Blog Stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
‘Cause we all just wanna be big Blog Stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The links come easy and the ads come cheap
Our site goes viral or we just won’t sleep
Our site goes viral or we just won’t sleep
Every good gold Diggr’s
Gonna wind up there
Gonna wind up there
Every Dosh Dosh reader
gets a front row chair
gets a front row chair
And we’ll, move up in the Google ranks
And the loyal ad affiliates
will give big thanks
And the loyal ad affiliates
will give big thanks
You won’t need to worry
’bout a backup file
’bout a backup file
Everybody’s got a
blog designer on speed dial well..
blog designer on speed dial well..
Hey hey I wanna be a Blog Star
HEY HEY I wanna be a Blog Star!
HEY HEY I wanna be a Blog Star!
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5 comments
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Great post. It must have taken you a long time to put that together. Very clever.
ALVIN:
Thanks for the nice words. Yes, it did take some time to get it exactly right!
nice one!
That was really good… you have many talents I see.
( and I see you also got a VIP visitor )
Very clever and well done.
Darren: Thanks! Is it really you? If so, wow, I’m honored that you visited my site.
Grizzly: Thanks so much! Not sure if it was really Darren Rowse but I’m going to assume it was!