New Song: Hey, Hey I Wanna’ Be a Blog Star

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Sung to the Nickelback tune “Hey, Hey, I Wanna’ Be a Rock Star”

[VERSE]
I want a million subscribers 
to my RSS feed 
And a blog that loads
at lightening speed
And a Technorati rating that’s so high it makes my nose bleed.
 
(“so what you gonna’ do?”)
 
[VERSE]
I’ll write risqué posts
that attract the masses
With the type of link bait
that no reader passes
And get Dugg so much they make
a front page just for me.
 
(“so how ya gonna do it?”)
 
I’m gonna trade this life
for fortune and fame
I’ll even pimp my blog
and change its name
 
[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be big Blog Stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The links come easy and the ads come cheap
Our site goes viral or we just won’t sleep
And we’ll, hang out with Sir Darren Rowse
In the VIP with the evil Chow
Every good gold Diggr’s
Gonna wind up there
Every Shoemoney reader
has a front row chair and . . .
Hey hey I wanna be a Blog Star
 
[VERSE]
I want a popular page
in the Million Dollar Wiki
And daily web traffic that rises quickly
And an SEO plan
that makes Aaron Walls‘ face turn green.
 
(“what you gonna’ do?”)
 
[VERSE]
I want every new post
to have a sky-high Reddit
With a large “SUBSCRIBE”
so it’s easy to get it
And a WordPress version
that was written special just for me.
 
(“so how ya gonna do it?”)
 
I’m gonna trade this life
for fortune and fame
I’ll even pimp my blog
and change its domain
 
[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be big Blog Stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The links come easy and the ads come cheap
Our site goes viral or we just won’t sleep
And we’ll hang out with Sir Darren Rowse
In the VIP with the evil Chow
Every good gold Diggr’s
Gonna wind up there
Every Dosh Dosh reader
gets a front row chair
 
And we’ll, move up in the Google ranks
And the loyal ad affiliates
will give big thanks
You won’t need to worry
’bout a backup file
Everybody’s got a
blog designer on speed dial well..
 
Hey hey I wanna be a Blog Star
HEY HEY I wanna be a Blog Star!
 
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Comment by AllvinK
2007-12-02 10:30:16

Great post. It must have taken you a long time to put that together. Very clever.

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Comment by Chanya
2007-12-02 10:54:18

ALVIN:

Thanks for the nice words. Yes, it did take some time to get it exactly right!

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Comment by Darren Rowse
2007-12-02 18:04:06

nice one! :-)

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Comment by Grizzly
2007-12-02 19:06:46

That was really good… you have many talents I see.

( and I see you also got a VIP visitor )

Very clever and well done.

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Comment by Chanya
2007-12-03 09:16:38

Darren: Thanks! Is it really you? If so, wow, I’m honored that you visited my site.

Grizzly: Thanks so much! Not sure if it was really Darren Rowse but I’m going to assume it was!

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