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How To Tell @IF Your Blog Is Cheating On You

August 12th, 2007 Posted by Chanya

/*Begin Declarations*/
FIELD BLOG:=”http://colorstruck.blogspot.com”;
FIELD STATUS:=” ”;
FIELD FIDELITY:= “trusted”;
FIELD ACTIONS:=”explainable”;
FIELD SOCIAL_LIFE:=”active”;
FIELD BEDTIME:=”early”;
FIELD INTENT:=”understood”;
END
/*End declarations*/

@IF(@BLOG = “dropping hints about wanting a new header graphic, something with photos of sleek, expensive sports cars, similar to the ones at John Chow’s site”); THEN
STATUS=“mid-life crisis”;
else
STATUS=”Content”));@IF(@contains(POSTS = “witty and clever content”); THEN
@Question(“why the change?”);
@IF(@Response(“I’m trying to improve readership”); THEN
FIDELITY=”suspicious”))) ;

@IF(BEDTIME=”late”) & @IF(@TRUE(ACTIONS=”working on computer late at night posting cryptic messages at Digg”); THEN
INTENT=”to communicate with other more attractive blogs”))) ;

@IF(ACTIONS =”no longer visiting other sites together, making contacts, and joining communities”); THEN
SOCIAL_LIFE=”inactive”)) ;

@IF(STATUS=”mid-life crisis”)
& @IF(FIDELITY=”suspicious”)
& @IF(BEDTIME=”late”)
& @IF(INTENT=”communicate with other more attractive blogs”)
& @IF(SOCIAL_LIFE=”inactive”))); THEN
@TRUE(BLOG=”cheating”) ;

@OWNER(ACTIONS=”kick it to the curb”) ;
END