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Captain’s Log - Star Date 0804.07

Posted by Amateur Blogs

 

"Captain, I believe we’re approaching our destination. We just passed Technorati Sector 3. According to the map we should arrive within the next 5 minutes."

"And our speed?"

"12.0 Mbps."

"Good, good. Stay the course."

"Yes sir. Oh sir, we just passed Blog Club Zone 2. Look sir, isn’t it lovely? I’ve only been there once. It was wonderful, they had a . . . "

"Silence you imbecile! Are you mad? How dare you discuss the secrets of Blog Club in front of others! Recite the first rule!"

"The first rule of Blog Club is, you do not talk about Blog Club."

"And?"

"The second rule of Blog Club is, you DO NOT talk about Blog Club."

"And?"

"The third rule - sir! I think I see it!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes Captain, here’s the member profile."

"No, no, you fool!  That’s not it!  You know her ads have earned more money than that.  You’re at the wrong site.  Search the MyBlogLog profile database.  And check the spelling this time!  It’s Bloggrrl, not Bloggirl."

"Sorry sir, I apologize for the error."

"Just keep us on course. We can’t afford mistakes like that."

"Yes Captain, thank you sir. I’ve modified the search string. I, I think I see it now. Yes, yes, I’m certain of it. We’re approaching it now."

"Since your navigational skills appear to be unreliable, I order you to provide visual verification that you have located the correct site. Find the post titled "Ask Bloggrrl: Why Are You Selling Camcorders?"."

"Yes sir. Looking for that post now. I’m scanning the archives . . . . . let’s see, there’s the post titled "

The Three Little Blogs: A Cautionary Tale". I remember that one. It’s one of my all-time favorites. It was brilliant. I remember thinking how clever it was. I mean, the way she-"

"Stay focused!"

"Yes sir, sorry sir. I’m certain we’re near our destination. Yes, there it is. We’re, oh no!"

"What is it?"

"Sir, we’re losing the connection! We’re dropping packets!"

"Re-connect! Re-connect!"

"I’m trying sir. Hold on, this could get bumpy."

"Quickly, hit the save button! We can’t lose our cargo. I won’t let this mission fail!"

"Alright sir, I’ve stabilized things for now, but we’d better make this quick."

"Just get me as close as possible."

"Yes sir. We’re almost there, almost there . . . . . alright sir! We’re there! We have precisely 10 seconds to drop the post!"

"Alright, on my command: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Publish the post NOW!"

Strip Poker Contest at Bloggrrl.Com Tired of the heat? Here’s a thought: shed a few clothes and head over to the site. She’s hosting a fantastic strip poker contest The Goodies: "The post has been published sir." "Good job. Mission accomplished. Now, set a course for Digg Region 4 and Reddit Area 9. And turn on some music. I’m in the mood for Shania Twain."